he shaved USA in his pubs
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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