You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Four minutes until I can fart!
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you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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