she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
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She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
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sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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