Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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