I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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