did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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