I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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