Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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