On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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