Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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