Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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