Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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