People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
what if I'm pregnant?
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Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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