omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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