Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Randomize
