Small penises have feelings too.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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