I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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