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Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
And then my night got REAL pukey
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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