this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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