I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
