I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked