I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though