I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?