I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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