Kiss
Puke
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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