belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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