Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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