I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
try to milk me bitch
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