When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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