he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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