Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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