I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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