you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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