it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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