I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Randomize
