That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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