i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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