Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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