Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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