Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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