Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize