i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I just blew my weed a kiss
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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