Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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