This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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