Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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