At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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