he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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