seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.