all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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