Already got asked if we're dating
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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