bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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