Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
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Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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