When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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