David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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