Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
3 2 1 whiskey
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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